Sunday 19 March 2017

The Relegation Parade

It’s all aboard the relegation bus, then.
The main topic of gallows humour amongst our fan base is how best to “celebrate” the club’s impending decline into what we used to call division 4.
Some of our most hardy fans took it upon themselves to organise the first open top bus parade of the season around Bristol. In an act symbolic of our season, The Compton Old Boys can be seen here proudly parading a whole lot of  “nothing whatsoever” to the admiring locals.


On that note why don’t teams get something for having an atrocious season? Perhaps one of Coventry and Chesterfield can be given a giant wooden spoon for finishing last? Fans are now taking bets on which game we are actually confirmed as being down, I’m hoping for a Blackadder style “underpants on head” away parade at Bolton.

On the pitch it’s been a feeling of hope, desperation and bewilderment for the Spireites this week. The 3-3 game against Peterborough was actually entertaining, we appeared to have settled on a formation which looked as though it could hold it’s own, however shakily, against a mid-table side. Ebanks-Blake, for me, was back to his best just a pity we’ve seen so little of it this year, for one reason or another. Over 2 seasons our highest ever paid player hasn’t been worth it, but there’s nothing like the end of your contract to motivate players to get one last payday.

Ok the Posh could easily have won it, if they hadn’t hit the bar and post when it looked easier to score but the Spireites looked good value in the second half and it seemed as if we had a formation which could carry us into the tricky away clash at Bristol Rovers.

15 minutes before kick off at The Bristol Rugby stadium, supporters were expressing disbelief at our formation, suggesting perhaps the side were lined up to scrum down in a game of egg ball chasing.

How can you have a settled side if the back line changes every week? With right back McGinn, Anderson and midfielder Dion Donohue in a back 3; then playing centre back Sam Hird in midfield, the line up could best be described as “experimental.” Conor Dimaio was rewarded for a good performance against Peterborough and an Ireland under 21 call up, by being made substitute.

Still, it took Rovers a whole minute to score their first goal, by the ingenious tactic of running straight through the middle of the pitch, with our side working out who was doing what.


We play Rochdale next, whose manager, Keith Hill will demonstrate how to get a team on a small budget playing effective football.

Saturday 11 March 2017

We've had a shot on target...

Things trundle along on the pitch in a general downward trajectory, Walsall away wasn’t much fun really, it was touted as a game where the opposition would not have much to play for and this would see a resurgence in the team’s form. Sadly this wasn’t the case.
The tactics seems similar to the Swindon match, to deny the opposition and try to counter, but winning 1-0 with your only shot on target in the last minute, is one of those once a season results. At the Bescot we managed, by the reckoning of many fans, 2 shots neither of which rally troubled the goalkeeper, once the Saddlers scored that was it. 

The stats from the Shrewsbury game were similar we had one shot on target and scored one goal, which if you are a statistician looks great, however Shrewsbury had 21 shots and 11 of them were on target. Had they not blazed over from close range and had one chance headed straight at Stuckmann we could have been easily beaten. The loss of Ian Evatt injured for the rest of the season will leave a huge gap at centre back, I wonder if we could approach Oxford to give us Charlie Raglan back?

Many fans seem rather baffled as to Gary Caldwell’s tactics in employing a 352 formation when we don’t have any natural wingbacks and many felt sorry for Liam Grimshaw who had to play wide right. Nonetheless the side did put up a bit of a fight in the second half against the Shrews.

Personally I thought it was an excellent piece of marketing by the club to let kids in on the cheap and fans certainly responded with some of the best paper aeroplane throwing I have witnessed in a long time. It’s that sort of origami that marks out the true football fan from the armchair “expert.” Since when did your SKY TV loving plastic fan ever get the chance to achieve that sort of trajectory in model aerodynamic indulgence in their living room?

Off the field Ashley Carson has been to the far east to do business. Lets hope he’s speaking to someone who might like to buy the club
Whilst there Ashley posted a comment online about a Mr Liam Sutcliffe, and money that was owed pertaining to the development centre saga. It seems that there will be more twists and turns whilst the whole mess is sorted out.

If the football club does not know what to do with the building across the road, I’d like to suggest they set up a bar install a DJ and put up a sign bearing the name “The Aquarius” it’ll do a roaring trade.